10 Things Ladies Don’t Want To See In Your Dating Profile

It is hard to actually bring out your good side on a profile, and at times, what you think works well is actually a pretty bad idea. We have all been there. However, there are certain things that you just should not ever put in your dating profile if you want a girl to think you are attractive. Here are just a few of them:

1. Photos of you and your ex (or any other female).

When I see this on a guy’s profile, it basically screams, “I’m probably still dating her.” At best, you will look lazy and hung up on your ex. At worst, you will end up looking like a cheater who’s looking to score a side chick. Do not do it, bro!

2. Personal bios that say absolutely nothing about you.

Oh, so you like to have fun? That is great! I would hate to be around someone who openly proclaims that they like to be miserable. And you like to be both indoors and outdoors… so you like to exist? This does not really tell anyone anything, does it? I really wish guys would be a smidge more specific about what they like to do, what they do for a living and what kind of things they dislike.

3. Rants about women.

We get it, you have been hurt before. That does not mean that women will actually be cool with you talking about how “all girls want is money or looks.” In fact, as someone who was born female, I take offense to that. Besides, if you so clearly hate women, why date us?

4. A laundry list of physical features you want in a woman.

Believe it or not, this does not actually help you score with the hot girls you want to date. Actually, even if I was at least 5’7″ and under 140 pounds, I still would not date a guy who had this in his profile because of what it tells us about your personality. All that this ever shows girls is how shallow you are — and how likely it is that you will not see past our bodies.

5. Discussions about your p*nis, or how you are in bed.

If you do this, you might as well just write “I am a fu*kboy” on your dating profile. It is trashy, and it suggests that you are probably too selfish to be any good in bed.

6. Your career resume.

Do not get me wrong, a degree from Princeton would be really nice to have in a guy. However, I do not want to date a guy who relies on his money or degree to sell himself to other people.

7. Saying that you “deserve” a woman with a certain physique.

Even if you are really physically fit, saying this just makes you unattractive.

No one wants a guy who feels that entitled to eye candy, even if he justifies it by talking about how “hard he’s worked” to get what he already has.

8. Slut-shaming.

This is scarily common on dating profiles, and I just do not understand it. If you cannot stand sluts and hate s*x, why would we want to sleep with you? Moreover, why would anyone want to date someone who will flat-out call them a skank?

9. Photos of you posing with guns, knives or swords.

This might work with a select few girls, but the fact is that it makes most girls think you are the Unabomber’s nephew. Even if it is anime-related, it is not something that is attractive. Remember, girls are often scared of the fact that the guy they might be talking to online

10. Lies.

Lastly, if you are 45 and claim that you are 35, I will eventually find out. If you are talking about how you have a Master’s degree in psych but did not even graduate college, it will be obvious. If you are lying on your profile, I will immediately dismiss you — as will most other women.

Culled: thebolde